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IG: @unaafaaye
twitter: @unaafaaye</description><title>maybe this is wishful thinking.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @midnightsatire)</generator><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b73fd10a8a7fb10ac20b15fca89dbc2b/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7e523be274a12b5f487c0b2da77e983/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/51048742260</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/51048742260</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:02 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18bbc815e4c641246df8a28c9633d392/tumblr_mm5bjfDbG61qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watermel0n-smile.tumblr.com/post/49404075979/he-just-accepts-it-not-even-surprised-by-it-must" target="_blank"&gt;watermel0n-smile&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/51048207353</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/51048207353</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:23 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed2642c335691ade1362a02101ddb694/tumblr_mn62ukWZBk1rpu8e5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pleasestopbeingsad.tumblr.com/post/51015243085/street-harassment-is-not-a-compliment" target="_blank"&gt;pleasestopbeingsad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Street harassment is not a compliment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/51040230256</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/51040230256</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:33:13 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0o5u2EgL1qhevp1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50971838030</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50971838030</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:44:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>niaillur:

everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through(creep) your blog and leave a message in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niaillur.tumblr.com/post/50933563765" target="_blank"&gt;niaillur&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through(creep) your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments. not my idea but I’d love to do this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(please reblog so I don’t look dumb)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970667683</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970667683</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>spenceralthouse:

Always reblog.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m042fk3fdX1qinkf9o1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spenceralthouse.tumblr.com/post/37246909573/off-topic-but-i-couldnt-help-it-it-really-does" target="_blank"&gt;spenceralthouse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Always reblog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970364219</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970364219</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:15:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e72ca93a9537434f534b48aa0b20b8e7/tumblr_mlrt57WHp61rr3l61o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970272938</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970272938</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:13:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a4d61d068d32cb78cb7ed8eb0ecc22/tumblr_mn2dxu6nzC1rdab4ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casualcynic.tumblr.com/post/50851952982/so-my-mom-and-i-have-been-working-the-same" target="_blank"&gt;casualcynic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970139384</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50970139384</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:10:56 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selfdoubtandsyphilis.tumblr.com/post/50920864961/dankestrnemes-do-animals-think-in-english-or-in" target="_blank"&gt;selfdoubtandsyphilis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dankestrnemes.tumblr.com/post/48411404182/do-animals-think-in-english-or-in-the-sounds-they" target="_blank"&gt;dankestrnemes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do animals think in english or in the sounds they make&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50969894295</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50969894295</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:06:25 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c084c3c5aa3b04eb15c6079c16ed7001/tumblr_mn3dp4tCQv1qb0sp4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50969428498</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50969428498</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:58:01 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55cd2c138d09b0bcaf8fee6ba465dd6d/tumblr_ml5tfcrI001qh28fdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scoutblu.tumblr.com/post/47804246685/starrypier-mug-cake-5th-attempt-did-it-jump" target="_blank"&gt;scoutblu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starrypier.tumblr.com/post/47803754795/mug-cake-5th-attempt" target="_blank"&gt;starrypier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50969412272</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50969412272</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:57:45 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bea47e163bf856aaebe7980f9e853782/tumblr_mmzpq6dJwV1ryw6h0o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50967787657</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50967787657</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:30:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b3591dfe0c8e74762196c2206f8b65f/tumblr_mn364ukQ9U1qjx95go1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1725a1981b9d16bf61af2a6bf128cef8/tumblr_mn364ukQ9U1qjx95go2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/50939323928/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" target="_blank"&gt;lulz-time&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50967707039</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50967707039</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:29:41 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2a059c54a00242ca7d88c411ca79ed2/tumblr_mn2kcvCuIN1r4poono1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50967066131</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50967066131</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>blasttortoise:

i always get really confused when straight guys ask how gay sex works i mean its...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blasttortoise.tumblr.com/post/50965021761/i-always-get-really-confused-when-straight-guys" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;blasttortoise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;i always get really confused when straight guys ask how gay sex works i mean its pretty obvious lol, you stick it in the butt then your soul gets ripped out of you body and sent straight to burn in the lowest pits of hell for all of eternity duh lol&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50966932255</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50966932255</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>imperfectatbest:

Peanut Butter Banana Oatmeal...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3451ncll01rqmogno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imperfectatbest.tumblr.com/post/22258618245" target="_blank"&gt;imperfectatbest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Peanut Butter Banana Oatmeal Squares&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ingredients:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1 1/2 cup of quick cooking oats&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1/4 cup packed light brown sugar&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1 tsp baking powder&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1/2 teasp salt&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1 tsp ground cinnamon&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1 tsp vanilla extract&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1/2 cup milk (I’d use rice milk or skim)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1 egg&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1 banana&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;1/4 cup creamy peanutbutter (natural or organic)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Directions:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mix together the quick cooking oats, light brown sugar, baking powder, kosher salt and ground cinnamon.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;Add in the vanilla extract, milk and egg. Mix the ingredients together.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;Then add in the mashed banana and peanut butter. Combine all of the ingredients.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pour the mixture into a lightly greased 8 by 8 inch metal baking pan. Bake at 350 F degrees for 20 minutes.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;Cut into squares and enjoy!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50717534948</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50717534948</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:26:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>sowouldfinnick:

inspirationbyinvitation:

Male feminists

Why...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03751dab57f3d094a6f901f26b6b9b85/tumblr_mk2o1pXHke1qg26bao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sowouldfinnick.tumblr.com/post/46054721286/null" target="_blank"&gt;sowouldfinnick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inspirationbyinvitation.tumblr.com/post/45999871805/null" target="_blank"&gt;inspirationbyinvitation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Male feminists&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50717260703</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50717260703</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:17:22 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>
How is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit 
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&lt;p&gt;How is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50717234335</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50717234335</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:16:28 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://such-a-retardis.tumblr.com/post/48826289207/catswithbenefits-why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when" target="_blank"&gt;such-a-retardis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catswithbenefits.tumblr.com/post/43457448658/why-ride-a-rollercoaster-when-you-can-ride-me" target="_blank"&gt;catswithbenefits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50716858245</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50716858245</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:03:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>me: omg I can't even&#13;</title><description>me: omg I can't even&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
friend: you can't even what?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me:</description><link>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50716781785</link><guid>http://midnightsatire.tumblr.com/post/50716781785</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:00:54 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
